Handshakes

Look at it all over the table, sloppy bitch.

 

Tell yer mate, if i could get my foot even half way up my body it would be a fooking miracle

 

Which one is Schlem?

 

I'm stil looking for the Big Mac one

 

Look how long her second toe is on her spare foot.

Imagine she gets a date and the bloke doesn’t give a **** that she’s got no arms, then he clocks that absolute beast and runs a mile.

 

Sorry but eating with your feet is ruder than politely declining a handshake.

 

It is if you’re sharing a tube of Pringles or a bowl of peanuts.

 

Or a lasagne.

 

A good handshake is the sign of an Alpha male..nothing pisses me off more than receiving a limp, weak handshake...it feels disrespectful

My 4 year old greets me with a handshake...it was one of the first things I taught both my boys

 

Yeah...that bonecrushing fake ****e....I know what you mean

Can tell that kind of bullshit a mile away

A naturally firm handshake...you know when you get it

 

Good man. **** needs to be passed down to da yooflings

 

Tobes would punch him up for not hugging him back

 

Anyone doing the bone crushing **** deserves a good nutting imo.

 

Rudest bastard alive I bet

 

Seems armless to me.


*been ****ing waiting to get that in All night ya batards*

 

@Tobes please monitor this thread. It can’t go past 11 pages.

 

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I am surprised by this. Always find Asian men don’t like shaking hands an often give really limp **** ones. Never understood why?