It's interesting to watch football managers shaking hands. Alpha males all trying to out do each other. With the left hand there's the pat on the arm, the pat on the shoulder and the ultimate (aside from grabbing his opponents balls) is pat around the back of the head.
Great observations mate. My old man says when i was a kid he had to tell people not to pick me up (under arms) cos id throw the nut on them i dont remember ever nutting anyone for it but i remeber i ****ing hated being picked up like that. "Fuking pick me up dickhead"
Used to work with a bloke who’d go for the full crippling squeeze, which he would sustain until his victim’s eyes began to water. I refused to let him have the satisfaction, and once I knew his game I was ready to give as good as I got, but ****ing hell he was hard work.