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Off Topic Handbags at 10 paces thread

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by DanKelly, Aug 7, 2015.

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  1. DanKelly

    DanKelly Well-Known Member

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    For the posters that want to have a bitch fight on here
     
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    DanKelly, Aug 7, 2015
  2. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    You're all ****s.

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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    It should be handbags at 10 yards, otherwise anyone with little legs has an advantage as, obviously their ten strides will leave them closer to their oponent than a long logged guys 10 strides. o_O
     
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    DMD, Aug 7, 2015
  4. cheshirecat

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    What if a) you don't have a handbag , and b) no legs ?
     
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    cheshirecat, Aug 7, 2015
  5. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    I guess a bag-less low down bum.
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Aug 7, 2015
  6. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Merge with the transfer thread
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Aug 7, 2015
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  7. DMD

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    They'd be just arseing around.
     
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    DMD, Aug 7, 2015
  8. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    **** you all!!!
     
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    Idi Amin, Aug 7, 2015
  9. cheshirecat

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    Stumped.
     
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    cheshirecat, Aug 7, 2015
  10. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    I once went out with a 7ft 6" tall blonde.
    Sadly, she dumped me cause she didn't want to hang round with low life.
    I would go get my coat but I can't reach the coat peg.
     
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  11. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    I'm the hardest poster on this board. 'nuff said!
     
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  12. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Corrected.
     
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    Mr Hatem, Aug 7, 2015
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  13. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    Corrected
     
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    SuitedandBooted, Aug 7, 2015
  14. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Ditto
     
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    Mr Hatem, Aug 7, 2015
  15. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    Ok I get it, you want me.
     
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    SuitedandBooted, Aug 7, 2015
  16. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    I told you before if that is a recent photo of you in your avatar, I'm interested ;)
     
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    Mr Hatem, Aug 7, 2015
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  17. Craigo

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    Legist !!
     
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  18. Hank Scorpio

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    A good ol' Glasgow Kiss sorts that out
     
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    Hank Scorpio, Aug 7, 2015
  19. ElTigre

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    From your photo you're the biggest bitch on here.
     
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    ElTigre, Aug 8, 2015
  20. HHH

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