halloween

They've changed the date this year then?

 

Are we going for a curry?

 

no, but seeing as the 31st is a schoolnight then this is the date of the event

 

It's a "5 days before the day after Halloween" party apparently.

 

if u like but i'll need to know the numbers before i book anywhere

 

Glad I sought appropriate clarification.

 

I like going out in the toon on the Friday or Saturday before Halloween

The place is crawling wi' students dressed like some slutty manor of something (nurse, vampire, cavegirl etc).

It's good for morale.

 

Pumpkin Curry all round ?

 

When you say your partner dresses as a schoolgirl???

 

Savile Beel?

 

Jim`ll **** It

 

Two teeny birds came to the door last year dressed as red devils, complete with fishnets, horns on the head and pitchforks. I let our kids hand out the sweets while I added the teenies to the **** bank. I think I will be safe to tug one out in a year or so when they will be over 16 and I would not technically be a *****.

 

A load of muslim kids turned up at my door last year with parents in toe so I asked them what part of the Koran said it was all right to go round demanding money with menaces. The mothers told me to **** off and stop being so up my own arse.

I dunno - you try and enable these people to live by their religious teachings and that's the thanks you get for it.

 

Its probably one of the things that make a ***** a *****, their innate inability to grasp the finer point of our legal system...a skill which you clearly have mastered.

 

If you are wanting a few ideas of who you should dress up I have some.

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