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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What are you boys going about haircuts in this lockdown? Could be many weeks before barbers are open.
     
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    Just have to wait
     
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    Andy Carroll look ??

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    Ray Parlour look

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    Donald Trump look

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    this will be me. I have clippers so am tempted to just shave it all off. Worried that I’ll duck it all up tho.
     
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    Probably let the wife do it. She'll make an arse of it then I'll have to bic it
     
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    My wife has cut my hair for a decade now. Used to go to a barber in Darlington who did a great job for 3 quid. When he retired I find out how much other people charged to cut my hair and simply refused. Duck that, I'm a 10/10 regardless of my hair.
     
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    This whole comment. Apart from the Darlington part.
     
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    I'm going to have to get my wife to take it all off. I won't be able to stick it out much longer
     
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    By the way I'd that avatar from the secret of Monkey Island? It looks very familiar to me...
     
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    is this meant to be sexual?
     
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    my hair is messy as ****. Gonna just shave it all down to a number 2 I think.
     
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    Got mine cut last Monday, just in time.
    The oldest asked the missus to cut his a bit on Tuesday, that didn't go well.
    He wouldnt listen, shaved half an hour later.
     
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    I'm sure Dorty won't mind a mention.

    Many moons ago he came home after a night on the piss with his head shaved, other than a load of tufts scattered about. It wouldn't have been so bad, if it wasn't Xmas Day.
    Strangely it was my missus that seemed to take the brunt of the old lady's ire.

    Has Dorts been on lately?
     
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    Hasn't been on too often came back for a day or so a week or so ago - time just standing still at the moment
    spoke to him on the BBC HYS forum and he told me why he doesn't post as often
     
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    Cheers HDQ, I think I know the reason why, same as mine.
    Good to hear from you
     
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    Hmmm I actually look a lot like that right now.

    My hairs a bit longer than his, and his beard's a bit thicker, but I'm getting there. Was clean shaven until I couldn't leave the house, now I haven't bothered shaving for 2 weeks and I'm starting to resemble a viking warrior.
     
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