Had a Fall

[Solid Air]

Easy access..

not as easy as the door !

 

[Zingy]

Bungalow is the only hope

 

[Zanjinho]

not as easy as the door !

You've not realised what he meant by easy access [HASHTAG]#brighton[/HASHTAG]

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

not as easy as the door !

Open the window can eat whilst o the ****ter, saves the journey later

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

It happened at 5.30 am again. Sober as a judge.

I have dificulty believing you were sober at 5:30 am.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I mean he doesn't NEED to live in latchford.. he could move to an old pile in the country and retire in style.

I'd imagine that stair lift is the only answer.

He should move to France whilst he still can. They look after their old people there and a large ex pat community of old people.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

OK cheap version to suit RHC.

Sleeping bag on the settee in the lounge and a bucket to crap in. solved.

Just Crap in the sleeping bag and have the unit wash it each day.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

How did you manage it then mate? Did you have a blackout or something?

I dunno. I suspect I may have been sleepwalking Might have to invest in a kiddie gate

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

I dunno. I suspect I may have been sleepwalking Might have to invest in a kiddie gate

please don't. I have an image of you tipping over it head first down the stairs

 

[luvgonzo]

please don't. I have an image of you tipping over it head first down the stairs

He's quite short so that shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

He's quite short so that shouldn't be a problem.

Not that ****ing short

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

put the kiddie gate o nthe bedroom door at least. a face plant there is better than a header down the stairs!

 

[luvgonzo]

put the kiddie gate o nthe bedroom door at least. a face plant there is better than a header down the stairs!

But less amusing.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

But less amusing.

do you have the units number or denise's? so you can go to the funeral like... and laugh?

 

[luvgonzo]

do you have the units number or denise's? so you can go to the funeral like... and laugh?

Yeah I've got both their numbers, some of the texts they send would blow your mind.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Yeah I've got both their numbers, some of the texts they send would blow your mind.

filthy beasts.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I've not been in the Cheese for almost 3 weeks 'Profits' must be down massively

 

[HugoEkitikeN01]

Which one is more important profit or your health?. co..nt.

 

[Tobes]

I've not been in the Cheese for almost 3 weeks 'Profits' must be down massively

Your liver will be pleased though

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Your liver will be pleased though

Don't worry. I'm keeping it exercised courtesy of pilsner lager from Lidl. - £5 for 8 cans