Ha Ha Ha I've wet myself laughing

I'm not telling - yet - it is funny watching his brain work it's like watching a fish peel a banana.

 

I don't know what's worse - the fact he's threatening a self confessed guy who's getting on in age, or the stooges who sit idly by letting him do so.

 

For yonks Reams has criticised so called "club insiders" on Charlton Life for keeping info to themselves for their own gain.

Reams then accidentally bumps into Meire outside the Cardiff karzis and, lo and behold......he can't reveal the contents of their conversation but can assure everyone the Club is in "very safe hands"

Ricky Gervais, eat your heart out.

 

Yes it happens. The CEO of a company, trained lawyer in client confidentiality, gets caught short and needs a piss, unlike most of the locals she uses the facilities. A well known Cardiff toilet dweller accosts her and they have a 'meeting'.

Desperate for a piss she spills her guts to Judas Turncoat and unveils the entire CAFC philosophy.

The nazis used the same technique in ww2 preventing POWs from having a piss. They would tell fritz everything.

 

Do Directors in Cardiff have to use the public toilets then?

 

Perhaps Vincent Tan has installed squat toilets, still very common in Malaysia. The other directors would prefer to use western style public toilets.

 

As you can see above. A 2nd meeting has taken place with Katrien (pictured) and Reams (inside)

 

"I'd leave it for 10 minutes, Katrien"