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GYM Arseholes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh FFS <laugh>
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Duck egg?


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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Lyrics to Piledriver Waltz :
    I etched the face of a stopwatch
    On the back of a raindrop
    And did a swap for the sand in an hourglass.
    I heard the nun happy ending it sort of sounds like you&#8217;re leaving
    I heard the piledriver waltz, it woke me up this morning.

    You look like you&#8217;ve been for breakfast at the heartbreak hotel
    Inside of a back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to lose.
    Your waitress was miserable and so was your food.
    If you&#8217;re gonna try and walk on water make sure you wear your comfortable shoes.

    Mysteries flashing amber go green when you answer but the red on the rest of the questionnaire never changes.
    I heard the news that you&#8217;re trying to shoot me out of a cannon.
    I heard the piledriver waltz, it woke me up this morning.

    You look like you&#8217;ve been for breakfast at the heartbreak hotel
    Inside of a back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to lose.
    Your waitress was miserable and so was your food.
    If you&#8217;re gonna try and walk on water make sure you wear your comfortable shoes.

    Oh, piledriver.
     
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  6. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Still Take You Home Lyrics
    Artist(Band):Arctic Monkeys


    Oh it's ever so funny
    I don't think you're special
    I don't think you're cool
    You're just probably alright
    But under these lights you look beautiful

    And I'm strugglin'
    I can't see through your fake tan
    Yeah, you know it for a fact
    That everybody's eatin' out of your hands

    But what do you know?
    Oh you know nothing
    Yeah, but I'll still take you home
    Yeah, I'll still take you home
    So what do you know?
    Said you don't know nothing

    Well fancy seein' you in here
    You're all tarted up
    And you don't look the same
    Well I haven't seen you since last year
    Yeah surprisingly
    You have forgot my name

    But you know it
    Yeah, you knew it all along
    Oh you say you have forgotten
    But you're fibbing
    Go on tell me I'm wrong

    So what do you know?
    Oh you know nothing
    Yeah, but I'll still take you home
    Yeah, I'll still take you home
    So what do you know?
    Oh you don't know nothing, no

    I say what do you know?
    That you don't know nothing, no
    Yeah, but I'll still take you home
    Yeah, I'll still take you home
    I said what do you know?
    Oh you don't know nothing

    I fancy you with a passion
    You're a Topshop princess, a rockstar too
    But you're a fad, you're a fashion
    And I'm having a job trying to talk to you

    But it's alright, yeah I'll put it all on one-side
    Oh 'cause everybody's looking
    You've got control of everyone's eyes
    Including mine
     
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  7. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    A Certain Romance"

    Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks
    Or knackered Converse
    Or tracky bottoms stucked in socks
    But all of that's what the point is not
    The point's that there is no romance around there

    And there's the truth that they can't see
    They'd probably like to throw a punch at me
    And if you could only see them, then you would agree
    Agree that there ain't no romance around there

    You know, oh, it's a funny thing, you know?
    We'll tell them if you like
    We'll tell them all tonight
    They'll never listen
    Because their minds are made up
    And course it's all OK to carry on that way

    Cause over there there's broken bones
    There's only music, so that there's new ringtones
    And it doesn't take no Sherlock Holmes
    To see it's a little different around here

    Don't get me wrong though there's boys in bands
    And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands
    And just cause he's had a couple of cans
    He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead

    Don't you know, oh it's a funny thing you know
    We'll tell them if you like
    We'll tell them all tonight
    They'll never listen
    Because their minds are made up
    And of course it's all OK to carry on that way
    But I said no, oh no!
    Well oh, you won't get me to go
    Not anywhere, not anywhere
    No, I won't go, oh no, no?

    But over there there's friends of mine
    What can I say, I've known them for a long long time
    And they might overstep the line
    But you just cannot get angry in the same way
    No, not in the same way
    So not in the same way
    Oh no, oh no, no!
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shove it up yer Hole-Holt.
     
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  9. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Shut up gambol, I dont have to listen to peasants like you. Im beautiful therefore I am right
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whole lot up yer Hole-Holt.
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    When will I
    will I be famous?

    You're suitably at one
    with your body
    and the sun
    yes
    you are!
    You've read Karl Marx
    and you've taught
    yourself to dance

    You're the best by far!
    But you keep asking
    the question

    oh
    you're not supposed to mention.

    When will I
    will I be famous?
    I can't answer
    I can't answer that.
    When will I see my
    picture in the paper?
    I can't answer
    I can't answer that.

    When will I
    will I be famous? You
    keep asking me
    babe.

    You're a slave to
    fashion and your life
    is full of passion

    It's the way you are!
    You've suffered for
    your art with the
    jogging in the park

    You know you should go far!
    But you keep asking
    the question
    oh

    you're not supposed to mention.

    When will I
    will I be famous? . . .

    Oh
    I can't tell you when
    you'll see your name
    up in lights.
    When will I
    will I be famous? You
    keep asking me
    babe.
    I can't wait!

    You won't suffer in silence

    You're a talent
    you know that I've noticed

    You'd like to be a legend
    a big star over night!

    I can't answer your question

    - I can't wait -
    it's driving me insane

    And you're
    impossible in
    patience
    tearing at my brain!

    When will I
    will I be famous?
    I can't answer
    I can't answer that.
    When will I
    will I be famous?
    I can't answer
    I can't answer that.
    When will I
    will I be famous?
    I can't answer
    I can't answer that.
     
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  12. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    You look like youve been for breakfast at the heartbreak hotel
     
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  13. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    YOur waitress was miserable

    and so was your food
     
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  14. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I go to gym too and I agree with the OP, these arse holes are so very annoying and embarrassing but I do take one thing of comfort from them. While I am just happy having a little bit of fitness and can enjoy a pint and a burger on a Saturday night, they will be sitting in worrying about their abs and coming up with new set routines for their next gym visit.
     
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  15. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i bet you knew our timetable off by heart.
     
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  16. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Oh and their balls are shrunken from steroid abuse <ok>
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I have never been to a gym because i was once a world class sportsman and still riding on the excessive fitness that brought. I am getting quite unfit now though, 5 years later.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have been to the gym over the years. On and off. Used to play squash regularly too. Never played fitba regulalry cos it got made quite clear to me I wasn't wanted. <laugh>

    Ahm ****in pish at fitba.
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    same here<laugh>

    I was quite good until about 3rd year when i stopped playing regularly. Was an old school Centre back either the ball or the man got past me, never both. <ok>
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    love squash, havent played in years as no fooker i know plays it.
     
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