GYLFI SIGURDSSON'S REPLACEMENT

Not a shot on goal??? Shock horror. I thought it was only us who were that bad and indicated we'd be certain for relegation.

To be fair they are above us in the table ... on goal difference.

 

A tad sarcastic there bob .lol . Just noticed that we are tied with or ahead of a lot of London clubs... beauty !!

 

Portuguese source backs up Sanches to Swansea City claim, ‘guaranteed’ starting spot

Lucas Sposito 29th August 2017

On Monday, Wales Online published a story saying Swansea City would be planning an ‘audacious’ move to sign Bayern Munich midfielder Renato Sanches. And it seems the sources for this story are not only Welsh. Because today, Portuguese newspaper O Jogo confirm the information. The outlet gives credits to Wales Online and say they’ve now confirmed it with their own sources, as Swansea are really looking to sign the player on a one year loan deal. Bayern Munich reportedly understand the midfielder needs more game time, and that’s why they prefer to let him go on a loan instead of a permanent sale. AC Milan were leading the race, and had the player’s will on their side, but failed to complete the transfer due to a lack of agreement with Bayern.


That’s what puts Swansea City in front for now. O Jogo gives much importance to the fact that Paul Clement was Carlo Ancelotti’s assistant at Bayern and knows Sanches very well. According to the newspaper, all Swansea need to do is find an agreement with Bayern. They say the player would have a ‘guaranteed’ starting spot in the team due to Gylfi Sigurðsson’s transfer to Everton.

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Now this would be a great replacement for Siggy! Never going to happen though with our shower doing the negotiating............

 

Ring, ring.
Ring, ring
"Hello"
"Hey, Renato! It's Huw here, you know, the Chairman of Swansea City. Have you heard of us? We play in the Premier League"
"Yeah, yeah, what do you want?"
"I want ew to come and play for us. You, know, in the Premier League"
"Why? I play for Bayern Munich"
"But you can play for us EVERY week. I guarantee that"
"What you offering?"
"EVERYTHING. You can have the lot. You can have £11,000 a week. I'll repeat that because it's so much. ELEVEN THOUSAND POUNDS A WEEK. You can have my parking space at the Liberty. You can have an unlimited amount of chips in Rossis, babes from Wind Street AND free booze from the Railway Inn for the whole season. You can even have half price kit from the Club shop. What do you reckon?"
.......................
"Renato?"
...........
"Renato? I think we've been cut off..........................."

 

Ring, ring.
Ring, ring
"Hello"
"Hey, Renato! It's Huw here, you know, the Chairman of Swansea City. Have you heard of us? We play in the Premier League"
"Sim, Éder told me all about you. Adeus. kkkkkkkkkk"
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

LOL ... pretty well ...

 

Hmmmmm seems there might be some action on the Sanches front, lets hope it's not a false dawn..........................

 

Already recorded his induction song sorted

 

He's strong that's for sure!​

 

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