FFS Bluemong, does everything go over your head? Are you that down that you only see black and grey? Is it that bad being the 'self employed' hermit, who has the will power of Paul Gascoigne at a Geordie Free Beer Festival.
You've ran out of your own things to say so you're just using mine now then. Don't worry, wifey will be home soon to rock you to sleep once she's finished with Leroy.
Me having a wife really bothers you doesn't it? Is that why you had to insult her? You're a real man aren't you? As I say, you might leave the house and get yourself a wife one day. Doubt it though. Oh and why would she be with someone called Leroy?
Like you'd know what a real man looked like you ****ing fluffer. I'll let you run with your little narrative pal, I'll refer you to my sig each time.
Well don't disappoint them then, go take them somewhere nice instead of looking at leaflets for Dignitas.