Gyan Speaks

Depending on how supple you are, you may be able to bend right over and look up at the space between your legs. There you will see a hole. This is called an arsehole. So long as you are able to see it, it will mean that you have one, and you will not see the greedy **** in the red and white again.
 
Depending on how supple you are, you may be able to bend right over and look up at the space between your legs. There you will see a hole. This is called an arsehole. So long as you are able to see it, it will mean that you have one, and you will not see the greedy **** in the red and white again.

I used to be quite fit as a young lad, Football, squash, running to the next pub. But never been subtle. Is it OK to use a mirror??