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Match Day Thread Gutless Wasters v West Brom - Build Up / Matchday Thread

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  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Indeed I understand the consequences of my statement. But I stand by it with blind faith. I had a visit from a fairy last night and she granted me one wish. I could have anything in the whole world and I said. 3 points tomorrow..... The rest is history in the making.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), May 9, 2015
  2. Obi Wan

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    Are you sure that fairy wasn't just JPF?
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    It might have been but my pants are on the right way around so don't think I got done.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), May 9, 2015
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  4. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, May 9, 2015
  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I can't wait for the deafening noise of SJP as the players sweat blood for the team and city. We win 3-0 with a Riviere hat trick, the perfect hat trick no less (left bollock, right bollock, arse). Oh happy days.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    You mean Riviere will shoot 3 times and despite being at least 90 degrees off target, they will take massive deflections and go in off Peez's private parts before he is stretchered off?
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    MASSIVE game for the Mackems today. I genuinely don't want them to be relegated but if it's a straight choice then I'd rather them than us, so I hope Everton smash them today. Sorry Bri.
     
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    I`d fcuking love to shoot Riviere 3 times"!!
     
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  9. Travelsick07

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    We're going down. Sunderland are getting all the luck, the penalties, the deflections, the lucky goals. We haven't had a penalty all season, surely?
     
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    Travelsick07, May 9, 2015
  10. Gordonthetoony

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    How jammy can you get. Sunderland playing sh.te yet get a jammy goal where the scorer knows nowt about it.
     
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  11. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

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    No De Jong in the squad, looks like he lasted 2 weeks before getting crocked again! A club record!
     
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    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!, May 9, 2015
  12. Gordonthetoony

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    Team.
    Krul. Anita Colo Dummett Jonas
    Taylor Colback Sissoko Cabella
    Perez Riveire

    FFS Taylor, he's way past PL standard and Abeied should be alongside Colback.
    Aarons and Cisse on the bench.
     
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    Gordonthetoony, May 9, 2015
  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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  14. Travelsick07

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    We basically have to match what leicester does and we can stay up. If they beat qpr, so will we, if they win today, so will we have to. Sunderland won't roll over vs leicester, they will get a draw at least. Hopefully leicester get beat today.
     
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    Son of a bitch. Clear cut penalty missed there. Defoe should be off!
     
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    WTF is that ****! We never get goals like that.....
     
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  17. Gordonthetoony

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    How bloody jammy can you get We had better battle today
     
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  18. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

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    This is so bad it's almost hilarious! How have we managed to **** things up THIS badly?! Even for a club with as catastrophic tendency for self-destruction this is another level entirely!
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> FFS how ridiculous, but you havd to give them some credit as somebody up there really bloody loves them!
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    So anything other than a victory today and we are as good as down. No pressure then.
     
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