Guly's Joint Gaff - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I like mugging people off, what can I say?

 

I'll say. It's taken me most of my life to realise that.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27163855

 

That's quite upset me. I know people do horrible things to each other, and children, but that just seems particularly deranged.

 

Anyone been watching Fargo? It's really good.

 

Weird but enjoyable. A lot happened in episode 1...how can they fill the remaining episodes? Amazing casting of Freeman...who thought of that?

 

The future of football is here:

http://youtu.be/N8bqzjZvSmc

Give it a minute and watch for the drag back.

 

theyve got the Suarez dive sorted

 

Article in Mirror (sorry, tried to add link, but my laptop won't paste) and mentioned on Sky about how 4 coaches now at Fulham (Elias, Wigley, Jennings and Henderson) were responsible for Walcott, Bale, Lallana etc (and indirectly saving Southampton).

 

Fargo is the new Breaking Bad. I loved the film, and was wondering how they would tackle a TV series. So far, brilliant stuff. Billy Bob Thornton and Martin Freeman are both superb.

 

I'm sure that goalie used to play for us!

 

A friend of mine (who is a Liverpool fan)is of to Liverpool today to pick up a new Astra he won after entering a comp with sponsors vauxhall, and the icing on the cake is that he will be presented with the keys at halftime at the Liverpool v Chelsea game by a Liverpool legend.....
Lucky lucky bastard

 

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Stunning. The whole thing is great... I suppose one thing you can't engineer is composure in front of goal.

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This is how Richard Keys writes: http://richardajkeys.com/richards-blog/entry/the-class-of-92

 

I couldn't read past about two paragraphs of that.

 

There were paragraphs?

 

We had to make footballing robots for a uni project. They did not work at all.

 

Was going to say that they go down faster than Suarez, but it's more like a Dzeko collapse. They certainly get up a damn sight quicker than both anyhow. Love the drag back, the rehearsed goal celebrations, and the goal keepers diving. Every time I see robots playing football there is some point which sets me off guffawing. This time was no exception.

 

I counted 26 of them.

Also I'm not sure what you did on Fallen London but it gave me about a hundred whispered secrets and some progress along something.