Guilty Pleasures

[Quesadaad]

Sometimes if I’m laid out on the settee, when I do a big sneeze the snot goes everywhere.
I gather it all up and poke it all into my belly button.
I then forget about it, but by morning it’s all crusted up and I love picking it all out.

 

[PINKIE]

The seam on the crotch of a womans wetsuit from behind when they are laying on their board, looks a lot like pussy.

When they are laying down paddling out in front of you, in that tight black wet neoprene, it's difficult not to notice these things

 

[PINKIE]

Sometimes if I’m laid out on the settee, when I do a big sneeze the snot goes everywhere.
I gather it all up and poke it all into my belly button.
I then forget about it, but by morning it’s all crusted up and I love picking it all out.

lol you ****ing animal

I do hold onto a good bogey though for a while to inspect it as it dries out.

 

[Quesadaad]

lol you ****ing animal

I do hold onto a good bogey though for a while to inspect it as it dries out.

You’re a ****in wrong un ffs

 

[PINKIE]

You’re a ****in wrong un ffs

I also feed my toe nail clippings to the dog

 

[Sucky]

You can tell a lot about a woman by the condition of her feet and hands.
Women who don’t paint there toe nails when wearing open toed shoes probably have hairy armpits etc.

Another guilty pleasure of mine is eating my bogeys.
Also chew my toe nails after I’ve cut them off.

ALWAYS smell my hand after I’ve scratched my balls. Not sure why though..

I've always been a ****er for clean nails.

Never go near a girl with dirty finger nails

 

[PINKIE]

You’re a ****in wrong un ffs

Coming from somebody who stores their snot in their belly button and then picks out the crust in the morning

 

[PINKIE]

Can't wait for Schlem to see this thread.

He'll lower the bar even further.

 

[Sucky]

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Sometimes if I’m laid out on the settee, when I do a big sneeze the snot goes everywhere.
I gather it all up and poke it all into my belly button.
I then forget about it, but by morning it’s all crusted up and I love picking it all out.

I do this with cocaine tissues.

Gather them all up and place on radiator so all the coke snot goes crusty and falls off, some is good to sniff again, use rest as garnish \ sweetener

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

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[Schlem Boogerman]

Taylor Swift.


Genuinely. Look beyond the 'hits' and she's some ****ing talent.

Are you gay?

 

[Sucky]

Dua lipa

 

[Welshie]

Dua lipa

Absolutely stunning her

 

[luvgonzo]

I think there's a few who don't understand what a guilty pleasure is. If you post Dua Lipa it would suggest you like ugly munters or men but now and then you just can't resist a fit bird. Just saying

 

[Spurlock]

You can tell a lot about a woman by the condition of her feet and hands.
Women who don’t paint there toe nails when wearing open toed shoes probably have hairy armpits etc.

Another guilty pleasure of mine is eating my bogeys.
Also chew my toe nails after I’ve cut them off.

ALWAYS smell my hand after I’ve scratched my balls. Not sure why though..

 

[brb]

I think there's a few who don't understand what a guilty pleasure is. If you post Dua Lipa it would suggest you like ugly munters or men but now and then you just can't resist a fit bird. Just saying

Not seeing it with Dua Lipa, rather have my Jaffa Cakes. [HASHTAG]#gay[/HASHTAG]

 

[Spurlock]

Motherfuckers

think I’ll eat my pizza and fries whilst reading the other threads

 

[Sucky]

Saying jalapenos with a hard J

**** you innit

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Saying jalapenos with a hard J

**** you innit

Not putting the squiggly line in ‘jalapeños’.

 

[Big Ern]

Getting babies to head-butt their parents when they're on sitting on their lap on a bus or train.
The baby always laughs.