guess who...

[CanariesSoccer]

There was a thick player in London,
Who was tackled and then stuck his nut in, he was sent away,
from the field of play,
and his team got a well deserved thumping.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

There was a thick player in London,
Who was tackled and then stuck his nut in, he was sent away,
from the field of play,
and his team got a well deserved thumping.

WTF PC? Is this a poem?

 

[Hairy Mary Quite Canary]

Don't worry RBF I think your job's safe

 

[canary-dave]

There was a young man from West Norfolk,
Who, day after day, would implore folk
Please look at my verse
And say it's not worse
Than those coming from Denmark by our Canary bard RBF!

 

[Walsh.i.am]

A guy from Weston-super-mare,
assumed he could write with some flair,
a Danish canary,
said "Jesus, hail Mary",
if that's his best shot, I despair!!

<brace oneself for a crab limerick emoticon>

 

[royalbarclayfan]

You know I can never resist it
When my fellow Canaries risk it,
And themselves verse one
So PC, well done
Although it might not take the biscuit

For Barton´s a thing of the past
Forget him, his ranting won´t last,
A ludicrous thought
To sue in a court
Those refs who might give him a blast.

 

[royalbarclayfan]

And Cromer, good morning to you
How´s life up there with your fine view,
From the Norfolk coast
To Denmark, almost
On a day when the sky´s royal blue.

 

[CanariesSoccer]

There was a young man from West Norfolk,
Who, day after day, would implore folk
Please look at my verse
And say it's not worse
Than those coming from Denmark by our Canary bard RBF!

Haha I thought of it when I couldn't sleep last night, I was too busy wondering how much of my fence would be strewn across the gardens of King's Lynn!

Consider it "un homage" to our favourite poet, the always delightful RBF!

 

[SheffieldCanary]

So what is it about the Danish
That makes there writing so swish?
Is it all the Ice cold beer
Or all the eating of deer?
I think Soccer is just taking the pish!