I'll be the guy who ****s the bride the night before the wedding, it always happens in the soaps and we know they're real
The drunk uncle? I want to be the old biddy sitting in the corner, sipping her G+T, reeking of pish and singing away to herself. Just like every other Saturday night
That's the ****er, at my own wedding, one of my uncles tried to crack on to one of the bridesmaids, **** was in his 50's and the bridesmaid was only about 15/16. ****ing old perv.
I like a happy, ugly, drunk old bints. The fist ****ing is a bit off putting, I'm not a granny shagger though.