Greatest British sportsperson

Photoshop, ya fanny.

 

Why not just post it as is

 

Not as good as Jim Clark though.

 

It was the autocorrect, I swears

 

Ah, the classic "Chapper" Defence. Nicely played sir.

 

Christie and Bruno aren't British.

British people are White.

 

I had to check my gazetteer to confirm Hull was in Britain. It was reluctant, but finally admitted it was.

 

It's in Yorkshire, England.

What country are you from?

 

Err, yes, did you not see me saying as much?

 

What country are from?

 

English is not a strong point, is it?

 

It's late and I'm using my new iPhone.

What country are you from?

 

Hope you didn't hurt Johnny Foreigner too much when you stole it from him.

 

Are you a Johnny Foreigner?

 

Well I'm Anglo-Irish, you'd probably want to have me shot.

You wouldn't be able to put the order in coherent English though, so I'd be safe.

 

What country do you need to be from to be British?

 

**** sake, I'm doing this, why?

 

You can be born in any country in the world and still be British, as long as you're of British descent.

 

No. You're British. That'll do for me.

 

Great!

My passport says Irish, but **** 'em, they know nothing!