Great, no WUMS yet!

Aaah I wondered at the Donkey part, mines cos I was an RAF Policeman, RAF Regiment = Rock apes (Gibralter), ground crew = penguins ( flightless birds) and Coppers = Monkeys (i,e, you shouldn't give monkeys guns)

 

Ah! You know what i had heard the Monkeys nickname from my grandad who was a Penguin back in the day but hadn't thought of it in relation to your name ...!

 

Aaah the good old days!...Monkey "It wos you wot dun it wasn't it" (sound of air dog chewing on penguins nuts)...Penguin "YES,yes it was, now tell me wot I've done!"

 

Sorry Monkey that reference went straight over my head! What was that all about?

 

and Hung, drawn and Quartered refers to being guilty to whatever crime without proof
the likes of the Sun, Guardian and whatever media group makes up about toon fans

 

I was a dog handler in Wales when a drunken airman wearing a Sunderland shirt staggered in shouting abuse at us Geordies, I arrested him and slung him in the back of the land rover (while he kept asking what he was being lifted for) unfortunately I 'forgot' my police dog was loose in the back and above the growls and screaming he kept shouting ok,ok I did it whatever it was I did it. Laughed my arse off when we got back to the guard room and did him for D&D, and assaulting my dog.

 

Haha ... brilliant! Really feeling sorry for the dog though. I know police dogs are trained to go for criminals but even they have standards. Did he ever recover?

 

It took a while but the vet said he was fine, the little machem **** tried to press charges put the CO came from Jesmond and gave hime an extra 48 hours on CO's pleasure said the dog out-ranked him! so had him down on the station driving range retrieving his golf balls looked like he someone had shot him a couple of dozen times with a paintball

 

The dog out-ranked him! Loved that bit! At least one of the unwashed knows his place in the food chain now!