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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Oct 14, 2011.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    so the economic crisis is down to you not shagging prostitutes. get on it.
     
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  3. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    but theyre being paid to do it, theyre not enjoying it. that would be such a turn off for me.
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    But you're a girl <ok>
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    there's a rape gag in there but I aint saying it. Rape is so 2010
     
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  6. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    yeah? i was thinking of hiring a super hot male escort to wine and dine and then **** me :bandit:
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    You wouldn't have to pay me, I'd enjoy it for free.
     
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  8. Fabulous Fabio

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    After reading this thread I feel ashamed that I've never shagged a prostitute
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Some birds do, but I don't think they're "normal" girls.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yes, that is exactly what I was meaning!
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Or is she/he?
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Sorry, I'm busy this weekend, but I could do Monday afternoon or Tuesday evening.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Looks like I was a bit late with that joke!
     
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  15. jenthesaint1990

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    exactly, much better <ok>
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    More to the point, who was it on here that said to really humiliate a bird, all you need to do is rape her and stop half way through and just tell her that you aren't her type?
     
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  17. Hash.

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    what a **** idea <doh>
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Muir?
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    Mind you as for wining & dining, I would drink wine from your shoes, get 12 cans of LCL in & theres only one thing I'd want to eat!
     
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  20. Fabulous Fabio

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    <laugh>

    No idea but thats got Trev written all over it
     
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