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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Gil T Azell, May 23, 2016.

  1. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Thing is Comm i rarely get bit and show no signs of being bitten, but they're one dangerous little twat and talking of twats, it's only the pregnant female that carries the disease. OH aye, everyday an education on here.
     
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  2. Commachio

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    Ha. I already knew that. Females of most speces are the deadliest.

    About 8 years ago. My mate was feelung unwell after a game of puffy golf. As the night went on, he was sweating more than AJ choosing a pick n mix.

    Jawdee **** this was. We plied him with allsorts. Whiskey. Brandy etc. Ya puff.

    Next day intensive care. Dengue fever.

    Still reckon the shorts saved him.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Less parasites. <ok>

    Good to hear you're on the mend mate but don't go taking any chances, if BUPA are footing the bill get better, then fly home.
     
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  4. mackemwelder

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    Of course you are right mate, but my gut reaction is that this doctor is scamming us. We have a Medical Consultant that works for us and even she says he's at it. I feel great now and would have no hesitation getting on a plane home and continue with the oral meds which is all they are going to give me now anyway, i could take them on the moon ifs.

    My issue is that my contract has been cut and ends tomorrow, if i stay here over the weekend then it's at my expense, basically i won't be paid beyond tomorrow, **** like but that's the way it is.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You know the score mate, them guys in Nigeria will be on the fiddle for sure.

    Where do you live when you're not in Africa by the way?
     
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  6. mackemwelder

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    Birtley, a bit of a no mans land really, equally close to scumsville as it is Sunderland,.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    He lives in Birtley. Bit of a no mans land for safc and nufc..

    Pick one. Stick it out. **** that
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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    Never heard of it, I always thought you lived near me for some reason.
     
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  9. mackemwelder

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    I've never had any bother wearing the colours yet like, but once got turned down by a taxi i'd booked to take us to the match on derby day. The **** pulled up on the drive and when we walked out in red and white he reversed and ****ed off, needless to say he won't get my business again.
    And where's that Tel?
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    Essex obviously!

    Nah I'm a Manchester lad, not sure why I thought you lived 'down' this way. I know Drum does but I thought more of you did also.
     
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  11. mackemwelder

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    Too much rain over there for me mate.
     
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    You get good use out of a North Face. I had mine on tonight, goose down, it's nearly ****ing June!
     
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  13. mackemwelder

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    According to the missus it's the same where we are, batten down the hatches.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    How the **** can you talk about rain.

    Little ****ing mossies need water. You just get better ys harley riding ****.
     
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  15. mackemwelder

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    Don't knock it till you've tried it, proper fanny magnets mate.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    ****ing penis extention


    Put put ****ing put. 'Oh heres our **** of a neighbour coming home,swinging his thor hammer. ****'

    You just get well mate.

    Right turn Clyde.
     
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    Bloody hell mate..I hope things improve for you..
     
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  18. mackemwelder

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    Me anarl mate, i'm a lot better today and just waiting for the results of the Parasitic count to come back see if i can travel or not.
     
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    I can honestly say that i'm not like that at all, but **** me there are some right sad ****s that do dress like that. I've had bikes all my life and i've tried just about every type from scramblers, classics, sports, tourers and just got to an age when i thought that if i come off here i no longer bounce, hence the harley cos they're not a fast machine that you chuck into corners. Still fast enough to kill yourself like Thinking about getting shot of it anyway, i want something i can ride all year round not just during the summer.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    But you are up and about?
     
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