I actually did say at the interview I would never ever be available for work when the mighty SAFC had a home game so if that was an inconvenience I wasn't their man for the job. At my age I think I can be a little bit picky as to what I want.
I've just been paid off as well mate, supposed to be travelling home tomorrow but will probe miss the flight cos i'm holed up in some Nigerian Hospital with Malaria, ****ing nasty disease this like. I've never been this ill in my life.
****ing hell mate, that sounds awful. Fingers crossed for a swift recovery, although I can't tell if you're joking a bit, but if you are serious mate, get better soon.
Your not wrong I could have been. Think I went back to work because of the grief from my woman. Was really looking forward to a few months off.
Nah mate i'm deadly serious, just ****ing hit me like a hammer on Friday. I've got an arse like a dart board with all the frigging needles i've had but seem to be on the mend, question is whether i'll have recovered enough to fly tomorrow. Being where i an the nigerian doctors want to keep hold of you as long as possible cos BUPA are footing the bill, need say no more really eh? Question for any medical people out there: My Parasitic count was 1299 ppm when i was first admitted, yesterday it had dropped to 560, still waiting for todays results, What the **** does all that mean?