Graeme Jones, whats going on here?

No way will Bruce be enjoying this story on the media.

Imagine it being made public that you were so **** at your job they were bringing in someone nobody has heard of in the lower echelons of the company to help you

 

Like being a manager and an email being send to the entire company that the lady from the cantine was being hired to assist you

 

It happens in all jobs. It’s happening to me right now. Some idiot Pratt thinks she’s the dogs bollocks and try’s to make me look stupid at every moment but I’m always one step ahead of her. And I just respond with the high ground on every occsssion.

 

I hate woman at work.... They are only there because they've sucked their way usually and they're usually useless at their job

 

Is that how you got your job?

 

No I just lied

 

"I invented the AIDS vaccine."
"Wait, what?"
"Yes."
"I'm sorry... you?"
"When do I start?"
"Huh?"
"See you Wednesday"
"ok"

 

Tbh it was very straightforward... I had a few days training on zoom then assessment that 6 people managed to fail.. I have no ****ing idea how they managed to fail.

 

A lot of people are proper ****ing stupid mate

Some of them gain employment

managing football clubs, for example.

 

Seriously it was like where should I type the patients name then a list of around 2 or 3 options including one option for patients name

 

Lucky guesses then on your post

 

I wouldbt care I was sat taking notes for days about all sorts of policies and then the questions weren't connected to any of it..

 

I think my favourite was

It's OK to shout at a difficult patient

True
False

 

Ironically she’s just announced she’s pregnant.

 

Absolutely and if they don’t listen in the first instance is a swift headbutt allowed. Yes!

 

Tbh it could actually happen.. Im trying to do a good deed and earn some extra cash for a holiday, but the problem is because I don't have to do it I might just be having a bad day and just tell someone to **** off

 

Imagine calling up for your vaccination and being told to **** off

 

I know the type... I bet deep down inside you want to Shag her still though

 

Oh god no. She’s not pleasing on the eye.

 

Ahhh that's the worst type.. She's the Hates you because she's fat type