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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    My companies football team will be proven to be the best though. Season starts tonight against Mott MacDonald <grr>
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> engineers are ****e at drawing FACT
     
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  3. Barrie Lochrie

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    I'll play you at that.
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I failed Engineering because I couldn't draw or more of the fact I hated doing CAD work.
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Engineers in general are *****s. I had one not believing the scale of sections I made, so I had him holding a scale rule against my screen <laugh> Told him it would be slightly out because the curve of the glass <laugh>
     
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    I'll get in as well. My username is calum_mcsporran <ok>
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh>
    i convinced a burd at uni that the best way to support her roof was by skyhooks. she later stood up in front of the class and announced her plan to use skyhooks.
     
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    what sort of wages shud we be on?
     
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  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You horrible **** <laugh>
     
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  10. Barrie Lochrie

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    There's a consultant that I deal with that draws vent systems on the back of a *** packet, then put's in £thousands in Provisional sums to cover his arse.

    I'm meeting him tomorrow on a site to discuss a boiler replacement during the fair, guarenteed to be a nightmare. If he givesn me one of his post-it note drawings, I'll get it up here to show you.
     
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  11. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> belter
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    just aswell our engineers don't draw then eh? that's what I get paid for ya fanny.

    I should actually get back to work to be fair.

    l8rz
     
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  13. Barrie Lochrie

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    Can't find that user <grr>
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    what sector do you work in?
    if i was in glasgow i would be expecting to get about £22k if i wasnt at uni. because i work in a parochial wee ****hole like falkirk i get less.
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you're still young bealey. you'll be awright once yer 30
     
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    right thats it am demandin a 4k payrise

    aye im in glasgow
     
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  17. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh>

    You should suggest to your consultant to get on draw something, would save on travelling expenses and you will get the same quality output.
     
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  18. Kim Jong Il

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    she deserved it. we were doing a construction technology unit at uni. I have already finnished a course in that subject and the lecturers were asking me for help at times so i was a bit pissed off by the time she got to me. also she wont show me her tits.
     
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    CAD work ffs.

    Try plugging gas leaks offshore. That's man's work.

    CAD IS ****S WORK.
     
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  20. Barrie Lochrie

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    If they don't put it up, tell them they're being racist and you're going to sue them.
     
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