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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Couple that with the sexual repression their religion teaches them no wonder they're all ****ed up in the heid.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did you know that the Sin of Onan is not about masturbation at all, it's about coitus interruptus. In other words, the Bible says that ****ing is not a particular sin (although the useless spilling of male seed is frowned upon). Shagging for pleasure then pulling out to prevent procreation is the Sin of Onan.

    Kafflicks are mental.

    Let that seed spill.
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    It's little wonder Kaffliks are all ****ing deranged.

    It's in their genes except when they are bumming little boys <ok>
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Where in the Bible does it say that ffs? Also, where does the prohibition against ****ing come from? Obviously, your Presbyterian mentalists are encouraged to **** themselves into a frenzy every day except Sunday, but I don’t think the One True Catholic and Apostolic Church has ever had an official position on 5 knuckle shuffles. Must ask the Pope when I see him.
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Derp.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Lookit up, baby.

    It's your ****ed up book after all.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Truly this man was the son of God.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "Behold the Man" by Michael Moorcock is good reading. I won't do any spoilers. But...




































    ...no spoilers.
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    page 237
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Still going strong :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Has Charlie shat himself?
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What a glorious woman.

    What a glorious nation.

    Great Britain, lefty loony wokes need to emigrate soonest <ok> See the woke lefties have been getting arrested left, right and centre. Scum.
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    ^^^^Didn't read lol
     
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    You cocked that one up you simpleton.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    Cocked it up twice, thought I fixed it <laugh>
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    At least we can laugh at ourselves Mick.

    Unlike Fingers who has no sense of self deprecation being a South Lanarkshire ****wit.
     
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    Bunting up. Irish-Scots neighbours ****ing seething :laugh:
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Oirish and Scotch.

    Can it get any worse <laugh>
     
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    Scots-Irish not having a good day
     
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    They should stick to bumming wee boys, that's all they know.
     
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