I'm not a big poster on this site.
I have just spent a really crap day attending the funeral of my best friend's wife with cancer. Just turned 50.
Feeling pretty low. And then just read this thread and haven't laughed as much in years. Indeed, it's the first time I have had tears of laughter running down my face in years. What's so brilliant about it is that there's no real malice in it - it's just outstanding banter.
Whoever thought of it, it's absolutely hit the mark. Thank you. You've rescued a pretty desperate day. GKRK