...is one of them crappy bibles they leave in Hotel rooms for ye.
Gud yin.Dunno why but when i was wee i used to nick them for some unknown reason.
Probably because you're gay one would suspect.
Did you do a weekender in the big hoose? Naw no that wan
Which wan, then?
Aye because homosexuals are known for vividly reading and following the bible right enough.