Nicked this from Facebook ... There was once a lorry driver from Leeds who would, whenever he saw a Man Utd fan walking down the street, drive his lorry onto the pavement and knock the United fan down. One day, he saw a priest walking along, and opened his passenger door. "Alright Father" he said, "Do you want a lift to the Church? It's on me way" The priest thanks him and hops into the lorry. The lorry driver was motoring along when he saw a United fan strolling on the pavement. He instinctively went to hit him but remembered the priest was there and swerved at the last second. "Sorry about that, Father" the lorry driver said sheepishly. "Don't worry about it, my son" the priest said, "I got the ****er with my door!"
It's going to be difficult to compete with your strike force in future seasons...you know, when you're in L1
You'll need your League 1 striker's experience soon enough too replace Becchio's 20+ goals! Watch us go next season and especially more so if we bag Waghorn. We'll be the dark horse - watch this space as you heard it here first.
Remember these guys take players considered too old for everybody else, believeing they are youngsters! Steve isn't even close to be considered old in South Bermondsey.
That's the reason you gave me Jonny over a pint for your hair going grey before our game last season.
