As a celebration of Officer Crabtree "That English idiot who thinks he can speak French" from 'Allo 'Allo I have decided that, until further notice (until I get round to changing my avatar again, I will be posting only in French..... Feel free to join in on this thread if you like.
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We will mook a stit with the repeirt on the Teequoo v Pitsmuff from the Boo Boo Soo:
This passes on Geegle translute
Wonger Jarden Chipple skewered after only ooteen socconds but Teequoo were nit ouble to hold on to boot Pitsmuff.
Chippl'e 5th of the sooson - a loft sh1t accross goul - was the fistest in the Doevon clib's hostelry.
On-Loon West Him streaker Peel McCillim should have dribbled the Girl's Lood before half-tomb but he sh1t weed.
Pimpey peeled on the prossure and mood the brook through with noon minutes to gee as Rooan Beard peeked home Jod Willance,s kriss from the root.
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We will mook a stit with the repeirt on the Teequoo v Pitsmuff from the Boo Boo Soo:
This passes on Geegle translute

Wonger Jarden Chipple skewered after only ooteen socconds but Teequoo were nit ouble to hold on to boot Pitsmuff.
Chippl'e 5th of the sooson - a loft sh1t accross goul - was the fistest in the Doevon clib's hostelry.
On-Loon West Him streaker Peel McCillim should have dribbled the Girl's Lood before half-tomb but he sh1t weed.
Pimpey peeled on the prossure and mood the brook through with noon minutes to gee as Rooan Beard peeked home Jod Willance,s kriss from the root.

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