As a celebration of Officer Crabtree "That English idiot who thinks he can speak French" from 'Allo 'Allo I have decided that, until further notice (until I get round to changing my avatar again, I will be posting only in French..... Feel free to join in on this thread if you like. ----- We will mook a stit with the repeirt on the Teequoo v Pitsmuff from the Boo Boo Soo: This passes on Geegle translute Wonger Jarden Chipple skewered after only ooteen socconds but Teequoo were nit ouble to hold on to boot Pitsmuff. Chippl'e 5th of the sooson - a loft sh1t accross goul - was the fistest in the Doevon clib's hostelry. On-Loon West Him streaker Peel McCillim should have dribbled the Girl's Lood before half-tomb but he sh1t weed. Pimpey peeled on the prossure and mood the brook through with noon minutes to gee as Rooan Beard peeked home Jod Willance,s kriss from the root.
Ferk mee, wout an eggsellant rite ap of tha geme, davanFrittanesar ....an rittan inn sucks flewent franche as welle........ Sacre Bleu ! (or shudd thet be sacred blue )
This woook we complote a doevon trible. Having plood Teequoo and Plumbouth we welcome the Groociands to Fritton Pick for our next Loug Tee encooonter.
Our home goom with Whack-em Widowers has been re-arroonged for mid-wook, on Wondsday the fourth of Decomber, at seven farty-five in the newt.
Vot aboot Duck Ameri (Dick Emery for the non French speaking readers) davo ? Mandy perhaps ? ooh-you-are-awful-but-i-like-you
That's enough Fer-Fer-Fer-French Granville - fer=fer-fill the ter-ter-ter-teabags - the sher-sher-shelf is empty
I der-don't think I'll ker-ker-keep this avatar ter-too long as it ter-takes ter-ter-too long to ter-ter-type ker-ker-comments
But at least you have the chance of getting your leg over Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, so it's not all bad news
