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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina., Jul 16, 2014.

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  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Show us the deeds
     
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    rogueleader, Jul 16, 2014
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...let me guess...

    ...it's about how noble Oirish heritage means blowing up innocent British people cos ye's don't have the baws to fight a guerilla war against yer "oppressor".

    ...entitled "The Bog Wog Who Couldn't"
     
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    Gambol, Jul 16, 2014
  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Mick saved a lady from being raped last weekend .... he stayed in home




    Badum tish tss walla walla bang bang
     
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    Hash., Jul 16, 2014
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    How is depriving a cat of its dinner a 'good deed' you heartless witch?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 16, 2014
  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ciaran, Jul 17, 2014
  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I helped my neighbor bury his wife in the back garden.
     
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    Archers Road, Jul 17, 2014
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol, Jul 17, 2014
  8. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    I got raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle last week.

    Unfortunately he didn't have a mask on so I couldn't tell which one.
     
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    B-C, Jul 17, 2014
  9. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I gave it a fistful of Dreamies instead <grr>
     
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    Tina., Jul 17, 2014
  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Once saw an injured rabbit by the road so I stopped and smashed its skull with my cricket bat.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 17, 2014

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, ye fisted yer cat.

    You are not a nice person.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 17, 2014
  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Some pussies like to be fisted.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 18, 2014
  13. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    I tried to rescue someone from the sex trade.
     
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    RobSpur, Jul 21, 2014
  14. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure he appreciated that you tried.<ok>
     
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    ncgandy, Jul 21, 2014
  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I saved two pensioners from being mugged and viciously raped on Saturday night .


    I stayed in .:grin:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 21, 2014
  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye but as a consequence of that your wife now has a face like a UFC fighter and your dog has a permanent limp. Swings and roundabouts.
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 21, 2014
  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wrong again *****bhoy .

    The wife has the permanent limp and the dog has a face like a UFC fighter .

    Still not as ugly as you though <monster>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 21, 2014
  18. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    You would have had a good idea which one it was if you can just remember which weapon had to be removed from your arse. I pray for you that it wasn't Leonardo!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Jul 21, 2014
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