Pissed up on Friday night. Had my Mum over for dinner on Saturday night. Built some decking yesterday!
Good golly, even a baby possum's tinkletodge would reach further than that. I've spoken to Madge and she reckons her spit and pull technique could give you an extra inch or two. Everyone loves a slobbery gumsy gobjob.
Had a razorblade blood orgy with some other members of the Secret Convent. Was average. 6/10. Then had a pizza and was unconscious for most of Sunday due to blood loss. Fairly standard weekend overall.
Yeah, wiznae allowed near the mallet! No accidents with circular say ... yet!!! <gambolhaun> It's a ****in massive set of deckin! 4.5 meters by 3.5 metres square with an added traingle, roof section and then an seated section ! No even finshed!