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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 7, 2020.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I've just received an email from Golf England (the governing body for golf courses) informing me that my course remains open...for now. Who the **** are they (or the government) to ban someone from doing something they've already paid for? We've had one positive test at our club, weeks ago.
     
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    Err... the Governing Body and the Government respectively...

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    They got away with it last time, maybe not if they impose another ban.
     
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    Parklands Golf Course, Gosforth, £15 with a member. What a great way to spend a pleasant autumnal afternoon caressing the ball around for a 2 over par 73. First time I've played here, has anyone else?
     
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  5. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Who are folks favourite for the masters?
     
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    Dechambreau is the man to beat I reckon. Who do you think Somb?
     
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    Don’t mention Masters!!!

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    <laugh>
     
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    Not Richard
     
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    Lowry,Finau and Xander
     
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    I hit a few balls out there today, **** their lockdown. I almost had a hole in one as well.
     
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    Gonna be a bit weird without fans there but not as bad as a Ryder Cup without fans so should still be watchable...quite looking forward to it.
     
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    Best time to get one is when nobody's around...cheap round!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I wonder if there will be fake crowd noise like in football? Maybe the odd "Get in the hole!" By the way, I've only heard that being shouted in a Yank accent.
     
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    Bliddy awful! Cringeworthy.
     
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    “You’re the man”.

    Again in an american accent.
     
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    Yew Es Ay...yank accents :emoticon-0118-yawn:
     
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    Having never played the game in anger, it would seem I have aquired three sets of golf clubs over the years, (including a wooden shafted set for left handers!) I also find at least 20 or so golf balls a year around my farm, odd considering I live at 3 miles from the nearest golf course. I reckon covids or foxes find them and think: "Ooh an egg!" then after a while of dropping and chewing think: "Not an egg...feck it!"
     
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    Seagulls have nicked my ball on at least four occasions.
     
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