Transfer Rumours Going with the flo?

i’ll send you a few of her pubes in a matchbox to give you a flavour.

 

This player looks like a German Jeff Hendrick. We can do better.

 

I've done some YouTube scouting and concluded I could tolerate his hairstyle

 

The last player we bought from Hoffenheim is our best midfielder.

 

Bruno?

 

So this midfielder could turn out to be our best goalkeeper?

 

So the Hotels have caught you and stopped you, I see.

 

Man bun? Me?
I haven't had hair since about 1995.


But if I did have hair, it certainly wouldn't be in a man bun.

 

Does the heart celebration, therefore is a ****.

 

I have a ponytail, it appears I must **** off

 

Hmm, good point, top knot AND the heart celebration. He must think he's Gareth Bale.

 

Do you own a motorcycle and play the guitar?

 

He's a golfer?

Sorry, I'm getting a bit confused, are we talking about a new player or about Dorty or Crone?

 

Trev, I've told you before you need to take those pills EVERY day to avoid this happening. Now go and have a lie down and think about the good old days when everything was in black and white.

 

I hate Gayle.

 

No and yes.

I play guitar (very badly), but can't even drive. I do have a leather jacket, ****loads of tattoos and I drink way too much, so maybe I need a motorcycle to complete the look

 

no mate. I still trim away in hotels on my travels.

 

Does anyone not hate Gayle?

 

I just thought your matchbox to GG was the new disposal method.