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Transfer Rumours Going with the flo?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 5, 2022.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    i’ll send you a few of her pubes in a matchbox to give you a flavour.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    This player looks like a German Jeff Hendrick. We can do better.
     
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    I've done some YouTube scouting and concluded I could tolerate his hairstyle
     
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    The last player we bought from Hoffenheim is our best midfielder.
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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    Bruno?
     
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  6. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    So this midfielder could turn out to be our best goalkeeper?
     
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    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    41CC22BD-678E-41FB-96F6-0785998C03D6.gif
     
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    So the Hotels have caught you and stopped you, I see.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Man bun? Me?
    I haven't had hair since about 1995.
    <laugh><laugh>

    But if I did have hair, it certainly wouldn't be in a man bun.
     
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  10. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Does the heart celebration, therefore is a ****.
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    I have a ponytail, it appears I must **** off :(
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Hmm, good point, top knot AND the heart celebration. He must think he's Gareth Bale.
     
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  13. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    Do you own a motorcycle and play the guitar?
     
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    He's a golfer?

    Sorry, I'm getting a bit confused, are we talking about a new player or about Dorty or Crone?
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Trev, I've told you before you need to take those pills EVERY day to avoid this happening. Now go and have a lie down and think about the good old days when everything was in black and white. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I hate Gayle.
     
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  17. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    No and yes.

    I play guitar (very badly), but can't even drive. I do have a leather jacket, ****loads of tattoos and I drink way too much, so maybe I need a motorcycle to complete the look :emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    no mate. I still trim away in hotels on my travels.
     
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

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    Does anyone not hate Gayle?
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

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    I just thought your matchbox to GG was the new disposal method.
     
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