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  1. pierredelafranchesca

    pierredelafranchesca Well-Known Member

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    Grey, just like bald has to be embraced and accepted otherwise you become a target for non stop shot from your mates, and rightly so
     
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    pierredelafranchesca, Jun 14, 2015
  2. mplooney

    mplooney Well-Known Member

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    Grey can look great but you have to take care of it or it can start to go a horrible yellowish colour. Just buy a specialist shampoo and it will look the dogs.
     
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    mplooney, Jun 14, 2015
  3. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I'm about 20% grey. I used to have beautiful long blonde hair in the 70s, but that turned mousy blonde with time. In the summer, I get gorgeous natural blonde streaks in it. The grey just adds to the overall splendour :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Kempton, Jun 14, 2015
  4. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Ooh! Listen at her!
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Jun 14, 2015
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  5. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Always had you down as a slap head Kempers.

    Not sure why but I did.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Jun 14, 2015
  6. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    You didn't? Damn it Galante, I'm exactly six foot tall, 13 ston, lithe and muscular. Grooming is important to me and although I don't go over the top(I'm not averse to a little stubble or wearing the same pair of Levi's for two days running) I'm very grateful for my fortunate genetics.

    I'm even a nice bloke ffs.
     
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    Kempton, Jun 14, 2015
  7. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Soz mate.

    Had you down as a fat bounder and bald as a badger.

    Just goes to show doesn't it?
     
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    Carmine Galante., Jun 14, 2015
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  8. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Ironically I assumed you were a nice bloke
    I don't like you now
     
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    dennisboothstash, Jun 14, 2015
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  9. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    **** me I had you down as a porker too!

    Its not the going grey that's the problem, it's where on your body.

    Grey long pubes are not a good look dangling out of anyone's speedos.
     
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    The Omega Man, Jun 14, 2015
  10. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I don't wear "pubes" Mel and if I did, they'd be bright and shiny. If you touched them they'd go 'ping' and they'd shimmer...

    Edit: Speedos? Come on now!
     
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    Kempton, Jun 14, 2015

  11. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Er...shouldn't you two be going off somewhere private?
     
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    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Jun 14, 2015
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  12. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    This thread is a real insight into you blokes. Fascinating stuff. Like watching monkeys grooming each other on the telly.
     
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    Charlie1, Jun 14, 2015
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  13. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Cockwomble?
     
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    Kempton, Jun 14, 2015
  14. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Indeed.
     
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    Charlie1, Jun 14, 2015
  15. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    <ok>
     
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    Kempton, Jun 14, 2015
  16. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    20% head greyness.

    I have one single white pube.

    One.

    Mad ****.
     
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    Party Hull!, Jun 14, 2015
  17. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Don't pull it out, it may be your willy.
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, Jun 14, 2015
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  18. carmen newell

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    His willy isn't that thick. ....
     
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    carmen newell, Jun 14, 2015
  19. ellewoods

    ellewoods Well-Known Member

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    If anyone asks about your grey hair just tell them this.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    ellewoods, Jun 15, 2015
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  20. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    I have thinning grey hair on my head but the annoying part is that I still have an abundance of hair on my chest, arms, legs and bo**ocks that is still the original colour from youth.
     
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