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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    What's the yield ?
     
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    Null, Oct 10, 2015
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not much, I just need somebody to send my receipts to my accountant, I really can't be ****ed doing it.
     
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    monacoger, Oct 10, 2015
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is there any worse task in the world than doing accounts?
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Probably
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Cleaning showers*



    *the ones at Birkenau
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Aye and I've done plenty of them.
     
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Being your barber when you ask him to disguise the bald bits ?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh> I don't pay a barber for a zero cut, been doing it myself for years.
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Do you go down to the wid n bic it ?
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nah, **** that, people with pure skinheads look like extras from Mad Max.
     
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  11. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <rofl>
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I really enjoyed mad max. Not so much the story line just the fact that immortal joe was pumping virgins. I sat with a hardon the full time thinking about it.
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I don't know what you're talking about but I also have a hard-on now :huh:
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    On the plus side, think about the number of soup kitchens you'll be able to visit. <ok>
     
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  15. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ST also says that there are a few Cheesebanks kicking about next to some public lavatories?
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Oct 13, 2015
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  16. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <rofl>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cottage cheese?

    (See what I did there?)
     
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    Gambol, Oct 13, 2015
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ****IN YAAAAAASSSSS lol
     
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  19. ERINBLACK

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    I want to be a lion tamer.

    And I have the hat.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Oct 13, 2015
  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Now you just need to attach some bacon rashers around the brim.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Oct 14, 2015
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