God, Aliens And Darwin

Was in a Kurds house in Manchester before and no bog roll. Had to hold it in.

 

Should have used the face cloth then throw it out the window

 

Or boxers and stick them in the cistern

 

Manchester, so much to answer for

 

Reminds of a pub near me,boxers stuck behind the toilet for months

 

Bumfoolery.

 

Or just shat yourself and waited in the pub.

 

Smash The Cistern I say !

 

Anarchist plumber would have smashed the cistern

 

RL has pretty much already made that joke. Find your own patter. Thanks in advance, buddy

 

In other words that's now your joke.

 

Aren't they all, Russell, aren't they all?

 

Boy, Dev REALLY has square nappers number

 

Well tbpf I do the same myself. Have done for years.

 

Hi my good proddie mate, what you say is 100% true but Pud has a hard on for trickle down economics so I guess he looks on jokes the same way.

 

But he doesn't phone me, like I do you guise

 

In ye pop ffs. I always make my own jokes. FACT.

 

I feel as if i'm missing out, if only I had some real friends.

 

I have lots of real friends, it just so happens we are all GC regulars

 

Hiya Pal