God, Aliens And Darwin

Okay, I'll bite. Just once?

 

Russ Abbot loves the parties on the moon apparently.

 

I'm not too sure, ST. Some say we haven't been there at all, yet others say we have been there.

Are the Chinese there at the moment?

I'm a bit confused by it all. Please help!

 

I'd be willing to wager that a group of Japanese tourists have been on the moon.

 

If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool

Stays in your head once you hear it(probably not Mon's),good band too.

 

Thanks. Not monny tho please.

 

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That your brain?

 

^^^Still smarting about Ford building Escorts

 

Because it's about time someone finally went there to have a look round ?

 

**** up

 

You don't really have to look far to poke fun at religion but when daft c.unts think that they can see the word Allah in bog paper you know the world would be a better place after the nuclear winter has cleared and only the cockroaches are left

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/22/muslims-call-boycott-ms-toilet-tissue-allah-symbol-8374684/

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Muslims are calling for people to boycott M&S toilet tissue because it is allegedly embossed with the Arabic word for God. Footage taken by an unidentified man shows the Aloe Vera 3-ply toilet tissue with the indentation in question. Speaking on the video, the man urges his ‘brothers and sisters’ not to buy the £2.50 roll because ‘every toilet tissue has the name of Allah on it’.

I don't even think this is a wind up or meant to be tongue in cheek, our Muslim brothers and sisters are a humourless and intolerant bunch when it comes to this stuff, didn't they even boycott trainers because the flame logo look a bit like the squiggle that spells out Allah?

 

No ****ing penguins on the moon. You haven’t this through at all have you?

 

Thought they used their hands to wipe their arses?

 

Aloe Veru Akbar

 

That no' Indians? Puts you right off yer madras so it does.

 

Left hand only or some such tomfoolery

 

It's a Mason thing.

 

Allahu Sashbar