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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Garlic Klopp, Oct 8, 2015.

  1. <laugh>

    No, it's actually baseball bat for kids.

    However, baseball and rounders ARE the same :bandit:
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure it'll come in very handy if you ever have a fight with a cricket playing kid.:bandit:
     
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  3. I've already used it in a threatening manner (some **** robbed my car)
     
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    "The main differences between baseball and the RoundersEngland version of the game are that the bat is much shorter and is usually swung one-handed; misses or strikes are not called, so there are no walks or strike-outs; each batter receives only one good ball and must run whether he or she hits it or not."

    <whistle>
     
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  5. Ah, totally different then <whistle>
     
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    Did he laugh loudly when you brandished it at him <laugh>
     
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  7. Didn't need to actually use it, its presence alone was enough :)
     
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    I'd have got my full-sized bat out and said "That's not a bat. THIS is a ****ing bat." <laugh>
     
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    No he says it is if he meets any mates and they fancy a game.
     
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    This was that game when he was fit enough to play

     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Baseball is almost as boring as cricket.

    Went to a minor league game with co-workers once and a braves game with the wife once. On both occassions I noticed almost no-one was watching the game. Both occassions I commented on this and on both occassions was told the same thing:

    You don't go to baseball games to watch baseball. You go to socialise.

    Screw that. I hate socialising.
     
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    <laugh>

    How much milk is a klopp of milk anyways <whistle>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Half way between a dropp of milk and a kup of milk.
     
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    Is that US standard kup or empirical? Wanna bake a klopp kake and I need the conversion ratio <laugh>
     
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    About 5 fluid oz (US)

    So 150ml in real measurements.
     
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  17. Superb play from Flanno <applause>
     
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