I think you have a good idea there, Channon. We should have to earn stripes which we sew onto our sleeves. Long service awards should get you epaulettes. Purple hearts if you've burnt your mouth or lost an eyebrow to a pastie. Newbies should be herded into shame corner until they earn their first stripe after say three years. Might stop new people coming, but we don't want their money anyway, do we?
) and Saints are crap! I have to remind myself he's just a kid and probably bowing to peer pressure.