Glory’s really helpful guide to it coming home

Win the group. We would batter Brazil in the last 8 if they get far.

 

Going to have to use this one last time for this World Cup.

 

Meanwhile a screenshot from Eric the convicts webcam as he fails to suck it up.

 

Meanwhile the paddies, sweatties, taffs and convicts are all regretting not keeping the receipts for those German flags they all bought.

 

FFS Glory - put your cock away. You're messing up your keyboard.

 

None participants should step off the pitch.

You can go with this bloke if you don’t know the way. He just found he is leaving.

 

Is this a private **** then?

 

This is just a practice for when we bring the trophy back...

 

DONT MENTION THE VAR

 

Chesh we appear to be immigrant free on this thread.
The German airports are going to be rammed.

 

The last time Germany were knocked out of the World Cup was in 1938.
To say they didn’t take it well would be an understatement.

 

Saudi Arabia out
Iran out
Egypt out
Leaving England as the only Islamic country left in the World Cup

 

Italy didn’t qualify
Terrorist Ireland didn’t qualify
Poland out.
The kiddy fiddlers haven’t got a team to follow.

 

Law of averages ( and ur lot are very average) must men you managed to win today’s cricket.
Oh wait a minute.

 

England 6 Aussies 0 ffs maybe you should stick to dominoes or snap.

 

That sooooo has to be a young chippy?

 

Mean

 

That's it, Eric. You tell'm, lad. That'll make them sit up and take notice, eh?