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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Jul 20, 2012.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You're not a million miles away from being right.
     
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  2. HandsomeDaniel

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    Who the feck is Millwall?
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    It's in the gorilla cage at London Zoo <ok>
     
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  4. Medro

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    You're travelling to Lurgan. <laugh>

    Good luck with that. One of the biggest dumps in Northern ireland.

    Expect lots of trouble.

    Quite often riots with the police and bombs placed on the rail track, a group of English folk coming in there is a recipe for disaster.
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    Unlike Glasgow, being able to walk upright, speak in an understandable dialect and not have skin colour the same as a 1970s plastic mitre does not equate to being gay.
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    ****in Embra ****s, eh!
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    5 green lights :laugh: now where's that **** trev to I neg rep him <grr>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Green lights <doh>

    Now, that is ****in gay!

    Acting like ****in Geordies!
     
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  9. Barrie Lochrie

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    No joke Ghapist, some sites outside that Haymarket station <yikes>

    Typical Embra junky ****s to be honest.
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    **** up you, or I'll do yer shed again and for the record, I've never shagged a dog.

    ****ed one off though. For a bet.
     
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  11. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    They'd regret it if it ws the LLG coach <laugh>
     
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  12. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    But we are not just any group of English folk <cheers>
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    They usually hang around the public toilets. ****ing horrible place. Cannae even go for a pish without some **** staring at your tadger.
     
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  14. Barrie Lochrie

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    It's embarrassing as **** when you get a hard on.
     
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    So where exactly is this convenience you speak of (asking on behalf of a friend) <whistle>
     
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  16. HandsomeDaniel

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    Salt and Sauce!

    What th efeck is that all about!

    You Buy sauce not vinegar!
     
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  17. Medro

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    I don't think they will care who you are.

    They put a barricade across train tracks before and when the train stopped they tried to set it alight with everyone in it. And that's just the kids. The older folk wear balaclavas and have ****in rocket launchers. I kid you not.

    Google Lurgan to get an insight into what awaits you.
     
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  18. Medro

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    I don't think they will care who you are.

    They put a barricade across train tracks before and when the train stopped they tried to set it alight with everyone in it. And that's just the kids. The older folk wear balaclavas and have ****in rocket launchers. I kid you not.

    Google Lurgan to get an insight into what awaits you.
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I forgot you boys are pwapa nawty <rofl>
     
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  20. Ciaran

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    'Quick Sean run, there's the pwapa nawty Sarf Landan mob' <yikes>
     
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