You're travelling to Lurgan. Good luck with that. One of the biggest dumps in Northern ireland. Expect lots of trouble. Quite often riots with the police and bombs placed on the rail track, a group of English folk coming in there is a recipe for disaster.
Unlike Glasgow, being able to walk upright, speak in an understandable dialect and not have skin colour the same as a 1970s plastic mitre does not equate to being gay.
**** up you, or I'll do yer shed again and for the record, I've never shagged a dog. ****ed one off though. For a bet.
They usually hang around the public toilets. ****ing horrible place. Cannae even go for a pish without some **** staring at your tadger.
I don't think they will care who you are. They put a barricade across train tracks before and when the train stopped they tried to set it alight with everyone in it. And that's just the kids. The older folk wear balaclavas and have ****in rocket launchers. I kid you not. Google Lurgan to get an insight into what awaits you.
I don't think they will care who you are. They put a barricade across train tracks before and when the train stopped they tried to set it alight with everyone in it. And that's just the kids. The older folk wear balaclavas and have ****in rocket launchers. I kid you not. Google Lurgan to get an insight into what awaits you.