Off Topic Glastonbury 2020

Tickets on sale next Sunday. Anyone planning on going to the 50th anniversary?

I am. If I’m succesful

 

Nah been a few times, last was 2016 and although I had a decent time it's just ****e these days so said that was the last one for me.

Went to boomtown last year, that was very good.

 

Boomtown does look good.

Glastonbury will depend on the lineup and they should push the boat out for the 50th.

 

Would rather boil my own testicles in a pan of sulphuric acid.

 

Yeah mate best festival I've been to for years.

Deffo recommended it.

 

I can sell you some acid

 

Alright mate we get it, you work in Superdrug.

 

Paul ****ing McCartney is one of the faves to headline FFS.

 

I’d rather boil my own face in a pan of liquid cow **** than stand in a field listening to that melted retard.

 

I rest my case. Glastonbury died years ago.

Be full of grime music too.

 

Yeah the grime thing is not diverse enough, every artist sounds the same.

 

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Love it

Something about people being off thier faces having a good time that really warms my soul

 

So what lineup would temp you to go?

 

See I look at that and I think ‘School teacher trying too hard to be funny’.

 

They're pn about trying to coerce Led Zepp into reforming for it.

Whether that happens I don't know but if it did, worth seeing.

 

I went in 2016. ****ing muddy

 

Kendrick and Fleetwood would have me jizzing.

 

£500 for tickets and £8 for a pint of Carling, to stand in a bog, watching musicians pretend to be politicians and 250,000 people celebrate lads putting their cocks into other lads arse holes. Yey.

 

#philosophical

You should do a thread called TELtalks and put the world to rights