Glasgow...

Curried omelettes with cheese and cracker to follow.

Soup as a starter.

A meal fit for a King.

A light sprinkling of various spices wid be good.

As is omelette with chilli peppers...

...and now we have gone full circle back to the start of this thread.
 
Only you, mate. Only you. Keep up with the meds tho <ok>

I personally think there is varying degrees of severity of madness in everyone.

All part and parcel of possessing a human brain. Something which is always going to be unfathomable.

I truly believe that and I mean that most sincerely folks as that Hughie Green used to say.

https://www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=srg6U7WiB8iA4AS7ioGABA&gws_rd=ssl#q=hughie+green

I'd temporarily forgotten that he was the father of Paula Yates.
 
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Oddly enough, my first girlfriend at secondary school (ie my first girlfriend) was called Paula. I felt her tits.
 
...it would be 2 years later before I saw a pair of tits.

*not Paula's
 
...it would be 2 years later before I saw a pair of tits.

*not Paula's

First pair of tits I properly got my hands on, meaning she'd actually let me take her bra off and play with them, were a magnificent couple of melons belonging to a girl named Liz. For some reason though, she'd never let me stand and just admire them; I'd keep trying to catch her on the hop, but every time I took a step back to gaze on her majestic mammaries, down would come the jumper, t-shirt or whatever, and those lovely teenage jugs were hidden from view.

I nearly got to take her virginity too, but she bottled it at the last minute. Don't think she wanted her first time to happen in a bedroom full of other fumbling couples.

Ah, sweet bird of youth, where did you fly off to?
 
First pair of tits I properly got my hands on, meaning she'd actually let me take her bra off and play with them, were a magnificent couple of melons belonging to a girl named Liz. For some reason though, she'd never let me stand and just admire them; I'd keep trying to catch her on the hop, but every time I took a step back to gaze on her majestic mammaries, down would come the jumper, t-shirt or whatever, and those lovely teenage jugs were hidden from view.

I nearly got to take her virginity too, but she bottled it at the last minute. Don't think she wanted her first time to happen in a bedroom full of other fumbling couples.

Ah, sweet bird of youth, where did you fly off to?

Aye, these are the memories, not to mention mammaries, we treasure. <ok>