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'I'll bash you on the cock if you don't stop that!'
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One of the lads in the year below at school was caught knocking one off by his dad. Apparently, the unfortunate young scamp hadn't locked the bathroom door. His dad's reaction was extreme to say the least: he dragged his son off the toilet, grabbed his wilting member, and thrust it under the cold water tap <yikes>
 
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Jip Jaap Stam said:
One of the lads in the year below at school was caught knocking one off by his dad. Apparently, the unfortunate young scamp hadn't locked the bathroom door. His dad's reaction was extreme to say the least: he dragged his son off the toilet, grabbed his wilting member, and thrust it under the cold water tap <yikes>
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Likely story.

Most likely he was washing off his saliva before the police arrived.
 
Ponderings said:
Naw.

Went to the top of the Koln Triangle and enjoyed terrific views of a wonderful city. Also visited the cathedral, all but two of the Romanesque churches, the Ludwig gallery, the Kathe Kollwitz gallery, the El de Haus, and much more. My wife and I placed a padlock on the bridge, which was a lovely moment during our tenth year of marriage, and we all enjoyed a meal on a cruise down the Rhine.

Went on pilgrimage to the Beethoven Haus in Bonn, met Iker Casillas at the Colonia Cup, and was treated like a king during a tour of Bayer Leverkusen's superb stadium.

It was a great trip. Off again tomorrow after the football. Edinburgh for a few days and then another jaunt across Europe.
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You padlocked your wife to a bridge? Is she still there?
 
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Kunt Fish said:
How was Edinburgh for you Ponders? If you're ever back in the auld city my we should meet up some night on Calton Hill.
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Edinburgh was great as usual, ta. Took a train over to Falkirk to meet up with some pals, enjoyed a lovely meal at a restaurant near to Greyfriars, and finished the evening with a walk about the old town. Flying out from Newcastle tomorrow afternoon. :)

How is your summer panning out, buddy?
 
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