Girls Aloud

I'm a naeee cocck lesbian oh yeaaa.

 

u talkin about ya ****in *****?

 

Talking bout been a no cock lesbian mate.

 

Calm that beel, Beale

 

I'm not convinced Cheryl Cole would be that dirty to be honest - I actually think she might be a bit boring in the sack because she doesn't have to be anything else.

 

She doesn't have to be dirty, maybe she wants to be a classy woman.

 

sound mate

 

Aye she does, all burds NEED to be dirty.

There's a wee lesson for you.

 

I quite agree - i was responding to those who said they thought she would be

 

oh okay.

 

Would love to have a go at Cheryl but she has had so much ethnic penis in and out of her I fear I may not measure up. Would be like rattling a tic-tac in a painter's kettle.

I think Nicola has suffered from Ginger prejudice over the years and her schmoo would squeak through lack of action. Bet it looks like a cut blood orange down there.

 

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So would you do anything to her arsehole, then?

 

Aye
Aye
Aye
Aye
Aye

What order you say? I don't really care.

What would I do to them you say? the list of what I wouldn't is smaller.

 

Hmmm nah, you?

 

You're a ****e lesbian.

 

I'm not a lesbian.

 

Brush their hair, share make-up tips, design their next CD cover...

 

Would get me in the door, yet I somehow doubt your ability to get in the door.

I don't think they have much time for a **** that walks like hes been ****ed by a silver birch.

 

What would you do to her arsehole?