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Girls Aloud

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 25, 2012.

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Which Girls Aloud bint would you pump?

Poll closed Nov 8, 2012.
  1. Cheryl

    71.4%
  2. Nadine

    46.4%
  3. Nicola

    28.6%
  4. Sarah

    39.3%
  5. The other one

    39.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You're having me on ST

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    That's a prime piece of copper-plated ass
     
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  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I think the ginger can be a bit hit and miss in pictures, some pics you see her and you'd be right in aboot it and in others she looks ugly as ****.

    I'm still an AYE anyway
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'll have them all at the same time.

    Cos am a greedy bastard, am hung like a stallion, and have the stamina of a charging rhinoceros.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Without the airbrushing Bib:

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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    How much does your rhino charge?
     
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  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    take the make up off and they are all munters, believe me.

    ive seen them.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Aye, fair dues - but that's an early picture (there's another one supposedly of her answering a door with no make up on that's a right horror show<yikes>).

    But, in the early ones, she used fake tan to be like the other four and looked pretty shocking. Over the last few years, she's embraced her fierybairdness and went for the full pale-pump-me look.

    I may still revise my position of going for her first, though.

    The Yorkshire one has a homeliness and uniqueness I quite dig.

    Plus, you know behind closed doors that she likes being shat on <ok>
     
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  10. TigersFan

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    Cheryl is just perfection.
     
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  11. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Tell us what you'd do to her.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Gay.
     
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  13. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    never really got the fuss over cheryl cole
     
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  14. TigersFan

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    Nah it's a secret shhhhhh.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    gay
     
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  16. TigersFan

    TigersFan Well-Known Member

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    Lesbian.
     
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  17. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    We're good at keeping secrets on here.

    Tell us.
     
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  18. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Revised list

    Cheryl - you know she'd look you in the eye as she swallows the goo you pumped into her gob
    Sarah - we have established she takes it in the ring, possible fisting candidate too
    Nicola - she is so pale that your muck wouldn't show up if it landed on her face
    Nadine - she could be asking you for beans on toast and you wouldn't know because her accent is so thick, give her a donkey punch
    The other one - Barbara (?) would do anything you asked for a Cadbury's Creme Egg
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    A red blooded straight woman would tell us in massive detail what she'd do to her.

    Only either a frigid nutcase or an ACTUAL nae-cock-please lesbian would say "it's a secret"

    Calm the gayness and tell us your gay fantasy - or else you're gay <ok>
     
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  20. TigersFan

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    I'm Gayyy.
     
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