Now there's a blessing, I suspect your right hand might well be the only offer you get.
Now now, just because I don't drive to Birmingham in my Ford Cosworth, and have lunch with Pele, doesn't mean I can't get myself a woman.
And for the record I'm ambidextrous, so I get the same offer from my left hand too. Comes in quite handy when having those fingery bum ****s
