Sometimes two... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-I-TWO-vaginas.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
How about getting someone to knock up the wedding breakfast menu in the old style of the much loved chequered programme. Personally, my Mrs did not notice that I was wearing my QPR LSA badge when I got hitched. Been married for nearly 18 years now and when we're in bed I fanatsise that I'M someone else!!!