getting married on 5th august

[The FRENCH TICKLER]

i have an iphone which i dont utilise fully so the skysports app might be a wedding present to myself, good idea!

if i could somehow guarantee a victory i'd be more likely to get a pass but she knows what i get like after we lose (heart on sleeve) and i think her concern would be that if we did my some miracle end up getting beat it would take the shine off the day. id be worse watching a loss than just seeing the result come up. the service is at 11 and she likes her cardi cokies so with any luck she'll be unconscious by half7 and then we're good to go!

COYH (with you in spirit)

BIGFATTIGER.......You can plug your Iphone into the TV and get it onto the big screen if You have the right connectors.
just a another thought for you. good luck mate.

 

[Theo]

Be a man. Stand her up.

 

[Chiltons222]

Be a man. Stand her up.

Hire a "look alike" for the wedding........but make sure you swap back in time, or you may end up watching the wrong highlights.

 

[James]

i just overlooked it kempton but thinking on, she did once dump a lad called james cause he had personal hygiene issues and a tiny penis. let it go mate, you've been found wanting and beaten by a better man.

COYH

So your wife is a *****. Nice.

 

[HullTigerSteve]

Ask Sky to delay the match until the 6th August. Just pay them a couple of bob. They do anything for money you know.


oh just realised. Were at the KC Suite on the saturday the 6th August for a 'diamond wedding' of the in-laws. So i'll chip in a couple of bob as well.

 

[RicardoHCAFC]

i pushed for a friday wedding thinking that saturday 6th looked likely for the season starting, just the damn scheduler and sky did for me!

That's short termism, you have to think of the anniversaries as well you know. At some point it's going to be a Saturday.