I like background noise when am in the house doing summat. Including getting ready for work. I barely pay it any attention.
Wake up Give jiffy a peck on the cheek Remove penis from his anus Get him to lick it clean Smoke a cigarette Have a **** in jiffys sisters mouth Watch as mum fingers jiffys arse getting it ready for our morning session Lube thoroughly Give young jiffy a good seeing too Shower Check emails for any new kiddie porn Coffee Cigarette Dress Remove gag from jiffys mouth Release his bonds And it's off to work as head of childrens programming at the Beeb
Get up WC cigarette and coffee shower and brush teeth Get dressed walk to station wondering if the number of English speakers in my carriage will be more than 1 get on train and realise that it isn't.
Simple remedy Dan, never listen to people talking on Public transport, I wear headphones all the time and I play my music at a heavy volume, gives me an excuse to ignore Chuggers too.
I travel on the tube from Bethnal Green and no one talks to each other. If people go to work in Central London then 99% of them probably speak English. Stop trying to lower yourself to the level of the ****wits on here Dan, you're better than that.
Yeah Dan, all the foreigners speaking alien languages in London is a myth... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20677515
I ****in hate people with headphones that play loud music on public transport. ****s should do a stint in the army to learn some respect whilst killing innocent people.
I'm always careful to ensure there is no sound bleed from my phones, I hate when I can hear other people's music so I make sure i'm not guilty of it
I bet they're also the kind of selfish people who have 2 holidays abroad each year rather than support the UK tourism industry instead.................
Have it when I get into work,this week I'm having Jordan's Country Crisp with raspberries and maybe a croissant
